Thursday, September 18, 2008

Sign of the Times

There's a church across the street from where I teach, and there is a sign in front of the church that reads "No Torture!"

I think that's a very sane policy for a church to adopt. Are they including sermons that run really long and old ladies that sit in front of you with too much perfume in that policy? How about children who talk during services and kick the back of your seat? These are the details I'd like to know.

6 comments:

Kat said...

My favorite church sign:

"Staying in bed on Sunday morning and screaming OH GOD is not the same thing as coming to church."

Let's not discuss where said sign was...

Chaotic Joy said...

This is so funny. I had to read it out loud to Shane.

perfect just like mommy said...

So glad churches have stopped doing this. Torture was the 7th reason I stopped going to church.

Sara Lou said...

NO TORTURE?!?
What am I going to do for my ministry projects now?!?!

Sara Lou said...

Oh - I'm posting something on my blog in this same-light... & I'd post in on BBC... but... yeah.

Miss Coffey said...

haha...also old ladies who don't know how to work their cell phone and it rings the default ring over and over again because they can't figure out how to make it be quiet. ;)